[Lincoln and David are reading comic books on the floor in Lincoln's room while he resting his feet on the door. Their peace is disturbed when Lynn opens the door on him.]
David: (Scream)
Lynn: Sorry, David. Didn't mean to scare you.
David: What's going on?
Lynn: [eagered] "And where's Lincoln? It's go time! WOO!" [runs off]
David: Time to go for what?
Lincoln: [to David] "Tonight's game night in the Loud House. Sounds fun, right? Not when you have a sister like Lynn."
David: What do you mean?
Lynn: [knocking on Lola and Lana's door.] "Yo, twins! Hope you read the menu, 'cause you're about to get served!"
Lincoln: [continuing] "It's not that the rest of us don't like playing games. Heck, we don't care that Lynn wins every time. It's just, she's not exactly a "good winner"."
[Flashback to the last game night they had. Lynn is doing a victory dance on the table.]
Lynn: "Oh yeah, baby! I win! Lynn-er, Lynn-er, chicken dinner!"
Leni: "I thought we were having salmon."
[Lynn plays and wins another game.]
Lynn: "YES! I WIN! HA!" [flips the board off the table and leaves.] "Losers clean up!"
[End flashback]
David: Sheesh! What a sore loser!
Lincoln: "And if you think that's bad, last week she waited till everyone fell asleep and then wrote "loser" on their foreheads. Fortunately, I got out of that one." [turns around and unknowingly reveals that Lynn shaved "Loser" on the back of his hair.]
David: (to the viewers) Maybe he need to go to the barbershop to get that fixed.
[The kids have gathered at the grownup table for their games.]
Lynn: "Hey, I was just wondering. Do you guys know any good therapists?"
Lincoln: "Well, Clyde recommends-"
Lynn: [taunting] "To help you deal with your loss tonight? BURN!"
[The others sigh in exasperation.]
Lori: [walks up to the shelf] "Okay, guys, what'll it be tonight?"
Lily: "Go-go fishy!"
Lori: "Good choice, Lily. Go Fish it is." [gets the cards]
[Later into the game]
Lisa: "Lynn, do you possess any sevens?"
Lynn: "Hope you've got gas in your boat."
Lisa: "Pardon? I have no aquatic vehicles."
Lynn: [taunting] "'Cause you're going fishing!"
[Lisa draws a card]
Lynn: "Lori, you seemed pretty interested in deuces last round. Got any?"
[Lori sighs and gives her her two.]
Lynn: [slams her cards on the table.] "Boom! Welcome to Losertown! Population: you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you!" [she says as she points to her siblings individually.]
Lincoln: "Well, now that that's over with."
[He and the other sisters proceed to get up.]
Lynn: [stopping them] "Wait-wait-wait, hold on. Tonight's special. It's my..." [presses a button revealing a celebratory tarp.] "...300th win in a row! I am unbeaten by you chumps!" [busts out a bazooka that fires confetti at them and runs off.] "WOO!"
Luna: [coughs from the confetti and sees something familiar.] "Dudes, this confetti's made from our homework! Bogus!"
David: Now your teachers will give you all Fs!
Lola: [sighs] "I can't take this anymore. She is so obnoxious."
Lincoln: "If only we could beat her just once, maybe she'd stop gloating."
Lori: "How are we gonna do that when she's better at every game on the shelf?"
Lincoln: Maybe we need to try a game that isn't on the shelf; something that Lynn doesn't know, something that one of us is really good at."
Lola: [inspired] "I think I might have just the game."
[The game is a pageant themed game.]
Lynn: "Pretty, Pretty Pageant Queen? I don't even know how to play this."
Lola: "Oh. Okay. If you're afraid of losing-"
Lynn: "I'm no loser! It is on!"
[Later, Lola is dominating Lynn at the game. She moves her piece onto a perfect sash space.]
Lola: "Oh! Just earned my sash! Just two spaces from being the pretty, pretty pageant queen!"
Lynn: [checks the rules] "Hold up. It says in the rule book that if you can roll three tens at once, you get three tens from the judges and an automatic win." [picks up the dice, spits on them and rattles them.]
Lisa: [scoffs] "Good luck. The odds of such an occurrence would be 1 in 1,720-"
Lynn: [rolls the dice] "Did it!"
[The dice show that she really did roll three tens in a row; her siblings gasp in astonishment. Lola faints from such a humiliating defeat.]
Lynn: [does her victory dance] "Unh! Lynn-er, Lynn-er, chicken dinner!" [clucks]
Lucy: "We will never beat her...at anything."
Lana: "I know a game I can beat her at!" [shows her favorite board game.] "Plumbing Pro! You have to remove all the objects form the plumbing without touching the sides."
[They get into the game]
Lynn: [scoffs] "This looks easy. I'll start by removing the hairball from the shower drain." [attempts to but touches the side and feels the vibration.]
Lana: "Uh-oh! You touched the side. One more buzz and you lose."
Lynn: [growling with rage] "'Scuze me a second." [steps outside and starts doing push-ups.] "You wanna lose, Lynn? Huh, huh? You wanna be the mayor of Losertown? Then get your head in the game!" [gets up, pounds her chest, tosses the trash can and roars.]
[The others have witnessed it.]
Lucy: "She's coming back in."
[They all sit down as Lynn returns.]
Lynn: "Let's do this!" [shouts and removes every single piece of clogging from every piece of plumbing in the game making the toilet flush showing it's clear.] "YES! Another win for Lynn!"
[The moment she leaves, the game breaks into two.]
Lincoln: [gets an idea] "Guys, I don't know why I didn't think of this earlier. The Ace Savvy trivia game! There's no way she can beat me!"
David: Well, It was worth a try
[Lori is giving the questions.]
Lori: "Okay, guys, whoever answers this last question right wins."
[Somehow, Lynn is calm and Lincoln is nervous. The other sisters are scowling at him.]
Lola: [whispering] "Lincoln, what the heck? You haven't gotten a single answer right."
Lincoln: "It's not my fault. Lynn keeps getting in my head."
Lori: [reads the question] "Who is Ace Savvy's sidekick?"
Lincoln: [buzzes in] "Oh, that's so easy."
Lynn: [manipulative] "Oh, is it? Are you sure? It could be a trick question. I'm just sayin'." [chuckles] "Game's riding on this. It'd sure be a shame if you choked." [pretends to choke]
Lincoln: [cracked under pressure] "MASSACHUSETTS!"
Lynn: [buzzes in and scoffs] "Even I know this one. It's One-Eyed Jack."
Lori: [defeated] "Correct."
Lynn: [victorious once again] "Boom! I win! Better get outta here before I breathe in too many loser fumes." [leaves]
Lincoln: [disappointed] "Sorry, guys. I totally choked."
Lori: "It's okay, Lincoln."
David: How about Chutes and Ladders?
[Later the game is opened.]
Lynn: I think there is a problem. Chutes and Ladders only have 4 players
David: Tell you what. How about I get the blue one and you get the red one. Who will like to be yellow and green?
(Luan raise her hand for yellow and Lincoln raise his hand for green)
(Later, After Luan had a turn and landed on 34.)
David: Your turn.
(Lynn spin the wheel and landed on 28 and the ladder)
Lynn: Whooooooooo! Ladder! (as he move her red to 84)
(Later, Lynn spin the wheel and landed on 2)
Lynn: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! WINNNER! IN YOUR FACE BUBBLEBUTT! (as she leaves)
David: Aw man.
Lori: [sighs] "None of us is good enough to beat her."
Lisa: [pondering] "But what about all of us?" [shows them her favorite board game.] "Behold! The Settlers of Cat-Land! The objective is to build as many cat structures as possible. But here's the kicker: one cannot do so without forming alliances. Ergo, if we freeze out Lynn, she is bound to go down in proverbial flames."
[The others get cunning looks in their eyes and decide to go with this plan. Later, the game is not going in Lynn's favor.]
Lynn: [frustrated] "What?" [stammering] "Seriously?! No one has a yarn ball to trade me for some catnip?"
[The others murmur that they do not have a single yarn ball.]
Lynn: [groans] "I can't build squat! This game bites it! HARD!"
[The cat timer meows and rings.]
Lisa: [turns it off; satisfied] "Well, I see our time is up." [checks the score] "We have a ten-way tie for first, with Lynn in a distant second."
Lynn: "COUNT IT AGAIN!"
Lisa: [smug] "Lynn, I do not make errors."
David: She's right. You can't win them all.
[This flabbergasts Lynn. Her siblings leave cheering that they finally defeated her.]
Lisa: "Well, that ought to stop Lynn's competitive behavior."
Lincoln: "And all of her gloating."
Luan: "Yeah. I'd say we really got her gloat. We put her on a gloaten-free diet. Unless she's a gloaten for punishment."
David: (Laugh)
[The others just leave not wanting to hear anymore.]
'Luan: "Hey, where are you guys going? I'm just gloatin started!"
[The next day, David is ready to play with with Lily and she had the inflatable diaper on and Lynn came here]
Lynn: So David, What are you doing?
David: Well, I was playing with Lily.
Lynn: And?
David: And she wanted to fly and that's why I have to inflate her diaper to make her fly.
Lynn: Well, I can inflate her diaper faster than you!
[Lynn pressed the button so hard and it broke and it made Lily's diaper blowing up SO SO SO SO SO BIG]
Lily: (Scream)
David: Whoa!
Lynn: Now she can really fly! (as she leaves)
David: Lily, Are you okay?
(Lily nod and she can't move her arm)
Lily: (Grunt)
David: I don't think you'll fit through the door to get Lisa to help you out. Let me climb you up to call Lisa.
[Lincoln gets some milk from the fridge and drinks it from the carton, but Lynn comes in with a carton of her own.]
Lynn: "I can chug faster than you!" [chugs the whole thing down, belches in Lincoln's face and smashes the carton on her forehead.] "I win! In ya face, Milk-coln! WOO!"
[Leni is heading upstairs, but...]
Lynn: "Race you to the top!" [charges upstairs and shoves Leni.]
Leni: "Ow!"
Lynn: [makes it to the top] "WOO-HOO! I win! Ho ho, you went down hard!"
Leni: [stuck to the wall and still trying to walk.] "I thought I was going up."
[Lisa is mixing chemicals, but so is Lynn who makes hers explode.]
Lynn: "BOOM! I win! Made an explosion first."
Lisa: "I wasn't trying to make an explosion!" [her chemicals explode anyway] "Dang it."
[Then Lisa see David bang on the window]
David: Yo! Lisa! Help!
Lisa: [Gasped] Oh my goodness! What happen?
[Lynn and Lucy are washing the dishes.]
Lynn: "I can wash faster than you." [starts washing the dishes rapidly.]
[Lola is brushing her teeth and Lynn appears.]
Lynn: "I can brush faster than you!" [brushes insanely quick with multiple toothbrushes, shows her pearly whites and gum bleeds much to Lola's disturbance and she faint it made David and Lucy look at it.]
Lucy: Ha.
David: Ewwww. I think I'm gonna throw up! (Gag as he run to get the garbage)
[Later that night]
Lynn: "I CAN GO TO SLEEP THE FASTEST!" [her siblings groan] "I CAN ALSO SNORE THE LOUDEST!" [snores obnoxiously much to her siblings' annoyance.]
[The next morning.]
Lynn: "Woo! I was up first! [The living room. Lori comes in.] Ha, ha! Lori, I totally ate more bacon than you. Loser!"
[Lori groans aggravated and opens the door.]
Lincoln: "Where are you going?"
Lori: "Anywhere I can be away from Lynn!"
Lynn: "Pancake challenge! Right now! Which one of you lame-os is gonna man up?"
Lucy: [rises up; begging] "Please. Take us with you."
David: We gotta get out of here!
Lori: As you wish.
[The others are riding in Vanzilla for some peace and quiet.]
Luna: [sighs contentedly] "This is sweet, right, dudes?"
[The others agree]
Luan: "I really need a break from her."
David: Me too
[But then...]
Lynn: "Come on, Lynn! Push it! Push it! Dig deep!"
[It's revealed that Lynn is riding her bike right past Vanzilla.]
Lynn: "Yeah! You lose! Eat my dust!" [pedals away]
[Her siblings groan.]
[A sibling meeting is taking place in Lori and Leni's room. Lori bangs a shoe to order.]
Lori: "We all know why we're here. The Lynn situation is literally the worst thing that's ever happened."
Lucy: [moans] "We never should have beat her at that cat game."
David: Now what are we gonna do?
Lincoln: "I say we challenge Lynn to a rematch; only this time, we throw the game. That way, she'll feel like a winner again and stop driving us crazy."
[Everyone except Luna and Lola likes the sound of that.]
David: Why Luna and Lola are you cheering?
Lincoln: Maybe you should ask Cris when you have time.
[Cut to them having challenged Lynn.]
Lynn: "A rematch, huh? Well, this place is gonna be spotless...after I wipe the floor with you! Booyah! Let's do this!"
[Cut to later in the game.]
Lynn: "Will anyone trade me a scratching post for a laser pointer?"
[The others offer her their scratching post cards.]
Luan: "Will anyone trade me a cat bed for a litter box?"
[The others intentionally decline.]
Lola: "I gave my last one to Lynn."
[Lincoln secretly moves a card from his pocket and puts it that the top of the deck.]
Luna: "Your turn, Lynn."
Lynn: [draws; to her amazement] "Yes! Ball of twine, chumps!" [rolls the die and gets a one] "One? GAH! Come on!"
[Lisa bangs the table hard enough to make the die switch to six.]
Lisa: "Are you sure you read that right?"
Lynn: [sees it] "Six all day long, baby!"
[Later, Lynn has pretty much everything else in the settlement.]
Lynn: [confident] "Hope you guys are hungry, 'cause it's almost time for Lynn-er, Lynn-er, chicken dinner! Ding-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling!"
[While most of them smile knowing their plan is working]
David: Any day now.
[Leni starts looking nervous. She grabs the board and tosses it out the window. The others ask her why she went and did it.]
David: Leni, Not cool!
Leni: "What? The plan was to throw the game, and no one else was doing it!"
Lynn: [suspicious] "Wait a sec. Throw the game? You guys were trying to lose to me on purpose?"
Lincoln: "Okay, yes we were."
David: "We just thought if we let you win, you'd stop being so insanely competitive with us and Lily couldn't mover her arm if her diaper was that big."
Lynn: "I was just trying to get my edge back after losing to you guys."
Lisa: "Well, to be completely transparent, the only reason you lost is because we all teamed up against you."
Lynn: "What? Why would you do that?"
Luna: "'Cause after your 300 wins..."
Lynn: [interrupting] "Well, technically, 303, but who's counting?"
Luna: [aggravated from Lynn's interruption.] "...we couldn't take your gloating anymore, dude."
David" You've been gloaty all gloatin
Luan: "Yeah. We were all in the same gloat. We were tired of eating your gloat-meal."
Lori: [not in the mood] "Not now, Luan."
[Luan stops]
Lynn: "Wow. So, you're saying I'm a bad loser and a bad winner?"
Lisa: "Precisely."
Lynn: "You all feel this way?"
Lynn's Siblings: "Yeah. / Kinda. / Afraid so. / We feel this way."
David: Yeah and that make me feel all oogy in my tummy.
Lynn: "I'm sorry. I didn't mean to be a jerk. I just love playing games, especially with you guys. Look, if you give me another chance, I promise to be a better sport. What do you say?"
[The others think for a moment and agree.]
Lori: "Why not?"
Lola: "Okay, Lynn."
David: Sure
Lynn: [victoriously] "Yes! First to apologize!" [realizes] "Uh, sorry. That was the last one. Better sport, starting...now."
[Later, a card game comes to an end.]
Lynn: "That's all my cards. So I guess..."
[The others all have looks of nonchalant accepts on their faces.]
Lincoln: "You can say it. You win."
Lynn: "Okay, cool. I win." [shakes Lincoln's hand] "Good game, guys. Good game. Now if you'll excuse me." [gives the peace sign, leaves, steps outside and...]
Lynn: [celebratory] "YEAH! I RULE!" [starts dancing.] "Lynn-er, Lynn-er, chicken dinner!" [does the worm]
[The others are watching from the window.]
Lincoln: "At least it's not to our faces."
David: You can say that again
[The other sisters agree, stating that Lynn has a long way to go to stop gloating entirely.]
Lynn: [rips the sleeves off of her jersey and shouts in victory.] "WINNER!!!"
THE END