(Lincoln is out in the Scary Woods)
Lincoln: Hello and welcome to in search of mysterious creatures. I'm Lincoln Loud
Marcus: And I'm Marcus
Lincoln: We're in search of mysterious miniature tree frog. A harmless little guy
Marcus: Miniature Tree Frog?! We're in the Scary Woods and we're looking for the Giant Scary Woods Owl!
Lincoln: Nobody told me? I wouldn't have agreed to that!
(Marcus facepalm)
Lincoln: I understand you're an expert on the Giant Scary Woods Owl
Marcus: Face it! I'm an expert on anything scary. I love fear
Lincoln: I'm sure you do.
Marcus: What are we waiting for? Let's go find that beast!
Lincoln: Is it true that the giant Scary Woods Owl only appears on a full moon
Marcus: Yes and so does werewolf. The Giant Scary Woods Owl can eat something for dinner. They like to eat children! Boy children! Just about your age! Age 11!
Lincoln: Marcus you may have noticed, I'm 11
Marcus: Shhh! I think I hear him
(It turned out to be the bats)
Lincoln: (Screaming)
Marcus: Those were just bats
Lincoln: Do I have to continue? Why can't he host the show?
(Marcus sniff)
Marcus: Wait! I smell something
Lincoln: Probably butterflies in my stomach.
Marcus: No! I think it's the owl
(But it was just squirrels)
Lincoln: Those are just squirrels. As you can see Marcus is fearless in his pursuit of the giant Scary Wood owl. And he's not the one who's my age
Marcus: HOOT! HOOT!
Lincoln: Oh well, I guess there's no owl here
Marcus: Wait! I hear him! HOOT! HOOT!
(There's the owl)
Lincoln: (Scream) MOMMY!
(The owl licked Lincoln)
Lincoln: UGH! Yuck! That's it! I quit! (as he storm off with a huff)
Marcus: There you have it. The Giant Scary Wood Owl. Wasn't it the scariest thing ever? (Laughs)