Fast Train

(Lynn Sr. is controlling the fast train)

Lynn Sr: Nothing to be afraid of. I'm in complete control of this train

(The train went up the hill)

Lynn Sr.: This can't be safe

(The train fall down the hill)

Lynn Sr.: (Screaming) No no no no no no no! I don't know what any of these levers do! GAH!

(The train went zig zag and through a tunnel)

Lynn Sr.: (Scream) ABANDONED TRAIN! ABANDONED TRAIN!

(But he was really at the mechanical train)

Marcus: Come on Mr. Loud, it's only a 2 minute ride

Lynn Sr.: (Screaming as he run)