User blog:Luna and Sam 1515/The Loud House Movie Part 3 (my version)

[Back in his room, Lincoln dons his grown-up suit.]

Lincoln: "How do I look?"

Angus: "Oh, brilliant, sir. But why a suit?"

Lincoln: "It's my blue convincing suit." [to the viewers] "Patent pending." [back to Angus] "I wear it whenever I need to talk my family into something. It's never let me down. Right, Lil?"

[Lily is on the Duke's bed, sucking her foot, and notices Lincoln looking at her.]

Lily: [points at her brother] "Man with Plan."

Me: [enters the room] I got your family together in the living room.

Lincoln: Perfect! Now we're ready.

[Later, the Louds have all assembled to watch a presentation. It starts off with a shot of Scotland, then the family painting of the Louds' ancestors.]

Lincoln: [narrating] "Whoosh! Scotland, where the Loud clan first rose to prominence." [shows a photo of the Louds and I arriving in Scotland in the submarine, followed by shots of them touring Loch Loud] "Our family came here on vacation to find our ancestors. We found so much more. We found our town, our castle, our history, and most importantly..." [shows shots of Loch Loud, the castle, and Angus in front of the town, and one more of Lynn Sr. doing a Scottish dance, Lynn Jr. giving him a score of 10, me laughing, and the rest of the Louds watching in embarrassment] "...we found ourselves."

Lynn Sr.: [tears up] "So true..."

Lincoln: [narrating as the picture of Lynn Sr. dancing burns up] "But soon, our vacation will end."

Lynn Sr.: "AHH! NO!"

[The presentation cuts back to the ancestral painting.]

Lincoln: [narrating] "Unless we seize the chance of a lifetime..." [photoshops the current Louds' faces over their ancestral counterparts'] "...and fulfill our destiny! How, you may ask?" [appears on screen] "By moving to Scotland, where the Louds can truly live loud."

[An explosion appears, with Lincoln making sound effects, fading to a shot of Lily wearing a kilt.]

Lily: "Loud and proud!"

[A pair of sunglasses overlay over her via editing with a "thud". The presentation ends; Lincoln and I walks over.]

Lincoln: [tears up] "That last part always gets me... So?"

Lynn Sr.: [Scottish accent] "I'm in! Scotland forever!" [realizes his wife and daughters are not interested and sits down]

Lana: "This is all 'cause you wanna be 'the Duke'."

Lincoln: "What? No! It has nothing to do with-"

[His sisters start throwing pillows at him.]

Luna: "Busted, dude."

Luan: "Fat chance, Lincoln."

Lincoln: "Yeah, okay, so maybe that has a little to do with it, but moving here would be wonderful for all of us!"

Me: Yeah! Wouldn't it be fun living in a castle?

Rita: [stands up] "Sweetie, we're on vacation. We have a life in Royal Woods."

Lisa: "Not to mention schools."

Luan: "Friends..."

Lola: "Adoring fans!"

Me: [leans to Rita] But it would be amazing if you all lived here. And it would be amazing having Lincoln as the Duke. And I even came up with ideas for him. I was thinking of creating a fashion vendor to help people accessorize more.

Rita: [backs away from me, causing me to fall to the floor] "Sorry, Cris, but we're not moving to Scotland." [sits down]

Lola: "Yeah."

[Lana is heard laughing.]

Lincoln: [sighs and feigns disappointment] "Mom's right, forget it. We should just enjoy our vacation and go back home, to our house with one bathroom."

[Lincoln smirks to himself as the other Louds shudder at the idea of going back to having only one bathroom.]

Me: [winks to Lincoln, to Rita] So, what do you say?

Rita: "We're moving to Scotland."

[The rest of her kids cheer.]

[At Lincoln's coronation for Duke, four trumpeters herald the coronation. Lincoln is standing on a royal throne, spreading a cape reading "DUKE" in the back as a man rolls a red carpet and a girl spreads petals everywhere. The citizens and Louds and I all cheer for the new Duke, with Leni holding a "WE ♥ THE DUKE" sign.]

Lori: "Go, Lincoln!"

Lynn: "That's my brother!"

Me: All hail, Duke Lincoln!

Lola: "Royalty runs in the family."

Lincoln: "A-thank you." [hops off the throne and starts blowing kisses]

[Angus opens the door carrying the royal scepter, with Morag carrying the crown, rolling her eyes. They step over near Lincoln.]

Morag: "Ahem." [the crowd silences] "For four centuries, our loch has been without a Duke ever since the first Louds broke our hearts and decided to sail away forever."

[The crowd 'aw's in disappointment. Meanwhile, Lucille is watching from a nearby window.]

Lucille: "I cannot believe my ears."

[As Lucille floats away, Morag continues her speech.]

Morag: "From today on, our village will be duke-less no more." [the crowd cheers] "Lincoln Albert Loud, by the powers vested in me..."

[Angus dukes Lincoln with the scepter and winks.]

Lincoln: "Oooh. Cool duke stick."

Angus: "It's the royal scepter, sire."

Morag: "Ahem." [gets Lincoln's attention. He kneels as she prepares the place the crown on him] "By the powers vested in me, I dub thee... thee, uh…" [struggles to put the crown on him. The trumpeters look at each other confused] "I... dub.. thee..." [groans while Angus looks confused as well] "Duke.. of..." [strains herself even more; Angus finally assists her and puts the crown on him; forcing herself to say it] "The Duke of Loch Loud."

Lincoln: "Yes!"

[The newly crowned Duke Lincoln jumps forwards, leading to a recreation of the original show's intro. A parade is held in his honor, with Lincoln riding in a chariot commanded by Angus, before leaping off on a skateboard and skating through the castle halls to reach his bathroom. When he gets there, hearts appear above him.]

♫ Shouting through the empty halls

Just to hear an echo call

Trying to find the bathroom on time ♫

(Oy! Oy! Oy!)

[The rest of the Louds and I enjoy ourselves in the halls, me taking pictures on my phone, Lola playing hopscotch, Lynn biking, Luan playing with Mr. Coconuts, who now has a Scottish makeover, Lori on her phone, Lisa playing with a tentacled creature, Luna carrying amps, Lucy and Lucille gliding through the air, Lana feeding an even bigger Lela, and Leni walking into the walls. Lincoln arrives, and all the sisters and I hoist him up in the air.]

♫ Hopscotch on the royal tiles

Corridors that run for miles

It's the perfect home for the rest of our lives! ♫

[Lincoln slides down the banisters, like in the theme song, runs through the halls with me, his sisters and Lela, and enjoys himself in town while signing autographs.]

♫ Loud Castle! Loud Castle!

Yell, stretch, spreading out

Even got our own town ♫

[The Louds and I run through another corridor, Lincoln sliding on the floor, before relaxing in a lake.]

♫ Loud Castle! Loud Castle!

All the room we'll ever need ♫

It feels good to finally breathe!

[Lincoln does a Scottish dance and is joined by Lily, then the twins and Lucy, and the rest of the sisters and me.]

Loud! Castle! Loud! Loud Castle!

[Lincoln enjoys himself in the castle towers with a flag reading "Lincoln #1". He walks through the foyer with all his sisters and me bowing before him. Lana gives him his scepter, Lucy hands a flower, and Leni and Lori give him a robe before a spotlight shines on him.]

♫ It's all about me now

Spotlight on Lincoln Loud

Stepping out of the crowd to really shine ♫

[Lincoln unveils to his sisters and me his own massive Duke portrait, then partakes in sending off the maiden voyage of a ship, the opening of a comic book shop, and a crowd surf.]

♫ Dub me the one and only

The spotlight is on me

And this time it's all mine! ♫

[The Louds and I lie down in a circle with Lincoln in the middle. Lincoln is shown relaxing in his throne, a duke car, him reading a newspaper, and a bathtub, before showing the rest of the Louds and me relaxing in their own bathtubs.]

♫ Loud Castle! Loud Castle!

So much empty space

With no one in your face! ♫

[The Louds and I all wave to each other from their own rooms, with Lincoln looking satisfied, then watch Lela, Lucy, and Lucille fly around, and play around in the foyer.]

♫ Loud Castle! Loud Castle!

Eleven kids, a zillion rooms ♫

I guess it'll have to do!

♫ Loud Castle! Loud Castle!

Home was sweet but so compact ♫

Why would we return to that?!

[Lincoln poses in publicity Duke photos, and then the Louds and I wave to the citizens from the castle with Lincoln shedding a tear of joy, before a mock "LOUD CASTLE" logo appears with the Scottish flag as a background.]

Loud! Castle! Loud! Loud Castle!

Lily: "Loud Castle!" [giggles]

[Lincoln is now taking a bath, with Angus and Morag being of assistance. Angus is humming the show's theme song.]

Lincoln: "Ah, isn't this awesome? Us Louds, you two, hanging at the castle... Just like old times."

[Morag sheepishly whimpers, who is holding a tray of shampoo and seething with barely contained rage. She sets it down and leaves the bathroom. I'm seen walking upstairs and noticed Morag.]

Me: Oh, hey Morag.

[Morag ignored me and just kept walking.]

Me: Morag?

[Morag starts walking down the stairs and exits the castle. I see her out the window.]

Me: Well, that was weird.

[Morag is seen exiting the town. She heads to a dock and rows a boat to another land, past a rock that is home to sea lions. She keeps walking past a field of sheep towards a storm and wades into a puddle of mud, not noticing or caring that she is dirty nor that there is a frog on her. Finally, she reaches a distant cliff surrounded by pouring rain and vents out all of her rage, causing a flock of birds to fly out of a nearby tree.]

Morag: [livid and screaming] "I... HATE... THE... LOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUDDDDDSSSSS!!!"

[Morag pants from such seething fury; her hair becoming completely wild and on end. Lightning strikes behind her. She approaches the tree and starts digging.]

[Another strike of lightning hits as it cuts back to the Loud Castle. Lucy and Lucille are in Lucy's room.]

Lucy: "What a wretched day."

Lucille: "I wish we were out in it." [She and Lucy laugh as she floats around] "But seriously, cousin, we have an urgent matter to discuss."

Lucy: "Our bond of eternal sadness?"

Lucille: "Nay. What I must say, others may not want to hear." [shuts the door] "Lucy, what Morag said at the coronation is not true. My family did return to Loch Loud. On that fateful day, our hearts were as full as our sails."

[Fade transition flashback to 400 years ago. A ship is crossing through the sea with the ancestral Louds on it.]

Lucille: [narrating] "We longed to be home again."

1600s Lisa: "I've missed me laboratory."

Lucille: "And my coffin."

1600s Leni: "And me Scott. He's from Scotland."

1600s Louds: [deadpan] "We know."

[1600s Rita pulls out a nautical telescope and sees their beloved hometown.]

1600s Rita: "Home is on the horizon. Land ho!"

[The 1600s Louds cheer as a dragon flies toward the ship.]

The Duke: "Look, family. It's our Lolo. She's come to escort us home."

[They cheer once again.]

1600s Lynn: "That's our girl!"

[All of a sudden, Lolo's yellow eyes turn purple, her expression changing from happiness to anger. She dives toward the ship and uses her wings to create a gust of wind, moving the ship back. The family screams.]

1600s Rita: "What's come over her? She's turning us away."

The Duke: "How are we to get home?"

Lucille: "We're not."

[Lucille is next to the Duke.]

The Duke: [startled] "Ahh!"

Lucille: "The dragon forbids it."

The Duke: "But why?"

Lucille: "According to ancient lore, the dragon is the protector of the loch, and a Duke's truest friend, until it deems the Duke worthy no more."

1600s Lynn Sr.: [frustrated] "Dah! Ding-dang ancient lore!"

The Duke: "I've done nothing to earn such a fate." [walks up at the front of the ship] "Lolo, I command thee to let us pass!"

[Lolo responds by shooting a fireball toward the Duke's direction, who dodges it with a scream.]

Lucille: "'Tis no use, dear brother. Our fate has been decided."

[She, along with the other Louds, are disheartened.]

The Duke: "I shan't argue with that. Mother, turn the ship around. And to all, bid your farewell to Loch Loud." [Lolo shoots another fireball at the ship] "Ahh! What now?"

Lucille: "Uh, you must give the crown back."

The Duke: [turns to Lolo, despondent] "Of course."

[He walks back up and hands over the crown to the dragon. Lolo takes it and flies off, and the 1600's Louds' ship turns around, away from their home. Lucille looks back, and the flashback ends.]

Lucy: "That's so sad. Normally, I like sad, but that's too much. Why would Morag lie about your family never returning?"

Lucille: [gasps] "Our caretaker Old Aggie! She kept a journal that chronicled everything that happened in the castle. Perhaps the answer lies within its pages. I wonder where it may be?"

[Lucy and Lucille scratch their chins in wonder.]

[Back at the cliff, Morag is holding up the journal Lucille described.]

Morag: [laughs maniacally] "My deviously brilliant, wicked, dear Old Aggie." [kisses the book, getting mud in her teeth. She spits it out.] "You were the first to rid this loch of hideous Louds."

[She flips the pages, one set showing a dragon with normal eyes while the royal scepter is empty, another set of the dragon with purple eyes with a stone in the scepter, before revealing the stone embedded in the next set of pages. She cackles with the stone in her hand. Fade into Lucille's flashback just after Lolo drove the 1600's Louds away, with the stone in the royal scepter. Aggie, who is holding the scepter, is laughing evilly as Lolo returns with the Duke's crown, the 1600's Louds' ship retreating. Lolo drops the crown at Aggie's feet.]

Aggie: "Well done, you monstrous, pea-brained cretin."

[She removes the stone from the scepter, causing Lolo's eyes to revert to their old yellow, snapping out the hypnosis. Lolo looks around, then looks down and sees the Duke's crown, then Aggie, who is once again laughing evilly, and flinches in shame. Back to the present, and Morag, standing on the very same cliff Aggie stood all those centuries ago, is still laughing evilly.]

Morag: [holding the stone] "You got rid of your Duke, and I shall get rid of mine!" [cackles]

[Meanwhile in Lincoln's room, I show Lincoln some pictures of some of the villagers in new outfits.]

Me: What did I tell you? Don't they look great?

Lincoln: They sure do! That fashion vendor idea was one of your greatest ideas ever!

Me: Thanks!

Lincoln: It's like you're my queen. You know, maybe we could make you queen. We could have another coronation.

Me: That does sound good, but...

Lincoln: I'd love to hear more ideas you'd come up with to make the town even better.

Me: Actually, I...

Lincoln: And you can live in the castle with us. Wouldn't you like that?

Me: Well, about that... I can't.

Lincoln: [starts to frown] You... can't? But... But why?

Me: I have to go back home by the end of the week. I even told my family I was gonna come back home.

Lincoln: But... if you knew you had to go back home, why did you agree on having me and my family stay here? You know you live far from here.

Me: You wanted to be the Duke so much, I couldn't disagree. I mean, I did still give you some ideas. But I can't be far from my family.

Lincoln: [disappointed] I understand.

Me: [puts my hands on his shoulders] But hey, you know I can always visit you whenever I can. I'll never forget you. But, uh, how is Clyde gonna feel when he finds out about you moving to Scotland?

Lincoln: Oh, Clyde! Well... I'm sure he'll understand.

Me: You can try calling him if you like. I'll leave you alone to do that. [hugs Lincoln] Later, buddy. [leaves the room]

[Lincoln starts to feel nervous, then he grabs his phone. He takes a deep breath, and calls up Clyde. Back at the McBride residence in Royal Woods, Clyde is sitting at a table in his kitchen by his phone. Once he sees Lincoln is calling, he picks up immediately.]

Clyde: "Hi, Lincoln! How is the best bud that a best bud…" [cuts to Lincoln] "…could ever have enjoying his vacation?"

Lincoln: "You won't believe it, Clyde. Turns out my family is royalty, and I'm the new Duke of Loch Loud!"

[Morag, who is wet from the rain, listens in from behind the door, growling.]

Clyde: "Holy dream puff! That's awesome! I guess now that you're a Duke, you don't have to worry anymore about whether you're special."

Lincoln: "Yup! No more being stuck in my sisters' shadows."

[Morag's eyes widen.]

Clyde: "Yes!"

[She wickedly smiles and chuckles evilly as she continues to eavesdrop.]

Lincoln: "All hail the Duke!"

Clyde: "Wait a minute. How are you gonna be the Duke of Loch Loud when you're back in Royal Woods? Do they have, like, an exchange program?"

Lincoln: [gulps; nervous] "Um, not exactly." [nervously chuckles] "Which is why… " [braces himself] "We moved to Scotland." [He looks to see that Clyde is silent] "Clyde?"

[Clyde suddenly grins.]

Clyde: "Lincoln! This is the coolest news!"

Lincoln: "It is?" [sighs in relief] "That's such a relief. I can't wait for you to come visit."

Clyde: "Me too! I'd love to visit Scotland. Hey, I gotta go." [cuts to his angle] "But call me later 'cause I wanna hear all about your new super duper amazing life!"

[Clyde hangs up, and the camera zooms out to show an orange cake that says "Welcome Home, Lincoln". He tears up, letting his real emotions show, and sobs into the cake.]

Clyde: [smacks his lips] "Needs more cinnamon..." [continues crying]

[Cut back to the Duke's room...]

Lincoln: "Ah, what a friend."

Morag: [grins evilly] "The sisters. Yes, that's it."

[She walks away, laughing sinisterly and starts to sing.]

♫ The time has come to play pretend

And I'll trick Lincoln into thinking I'm his friend ♫

[She slides down the banister as a shining spotlight casts on her, and dramatically walking down the stairs in four different colored spotlights.]

♫ And I'll humiliate the boy, you see

And drive the Louds away from me for good

No, no, no, no, no! ♫

[She has a fantasy sequence in which she is on a beach with a sand castle. Ships full of Louds approach, and the hordes of Louds swarm Morag as she stands on the castle before putting on the crown to repel them.]

♫ I must do more

So other Louds never set foot upon this shore

To stop them coming after me

I'll need the crown's authority for all to see

The duchess I must be! ♫

[A flashback shows Aggie detailing the powers of the Dragon Stone in her journal. In the present, Morag reads over the page, and turns to another one containing the 1600's Louds, who panic, and rips it to reveal the stone.]

♫ It's what you started

I vow to finish

The reign of Louds over this castle will diminish ♫

[Cut back to the flashback, Aggie sings as the shot orbits around her with the journal cutting back to the present with Morag.]

♫ 'Cause if I want tranquility

The duchess I must be! ♫

[Morag laughs evilly, and in her casual wear, she spins around with a feather duster in hand. She breaks the duster in two. Cut to the town of Loch Loud, where the citizens are hoisting their precious Duke up in the air. Morag appears as a giant, takes Lincoln from their grasp, and tosses him away. The citizens gasp at this, and are now sad.]

This foolish town adores that boy

But I'll break their little hearts, oh, what a joy!

[The scepter comes into frame and it zooms in into its majestic inside. Lincoln is shown to be in a free fall. A spotlight casts on Morag afterward.]

♫ And with the dragon on my side

I'll take the Duke up for a royal ride ♫

What an embarrassing turn of events

[Morag puts on the crown, and with the scepter in her hand, she looms over the Louds and me, terrifying us to run away. The scene then transitions to her skipping playfully onto the crown in a shiny, golden background with treasures raining down.]

♫ It's what you started

I vow to finish!

The reign of Louds over this castle will diminish

'Cause if I want tranquility

The duchess I must be ♫

[Morag is then seen in a dark background, surrounded by the disheartened Louds and me.]

♫ Is it wrong to long for quiet?

Should I just let this family be?

No! ♫

[Morag flies towards the camera. The scene cuts to the Louds at sea before Morag surfaces like a shark and rises upwards, surrounded by the hypnotized Lolo, who breathes fire.]

♫ The Louds will sail across the sea

And then this town belongs to me

The duchess I will be! ♫

[The scene fades back to reality, with Morag reading Aggie's journal and laughing. She closes the journal, and exits the room, right before Lucy appears in front of her with a crow caw in the background.]

Lucy: "Morag."

Morag: [startled] "Ahh!" [quickly hides the journal behind her back]

[Lucille appears next, floating above Lucy as another crow caws.]

Morag: [gasps] "Why y-you're… you're a… a ghost."

Lucille: "You told the people that my family sailed away forever. 'Tis not true. I was there."

Morag: [nervous] "I-I-I know only what my ancestors passed down to me."

Lucille: [floats toward Morag, who backs away] "I want to see for myself. Old Aggie's journal. Where might it be?"

Morag: "A journal." [slides up the journal inside the back of her clothing] "I-I didn't know she kept a journal."

Lucy and Lucille: "We've got our eyes on you."

[After both give her the "I'm watching you" gesture, Morag nervously disappears around the corner. Once she's out of sight from them, she growls, taking the journal out of her clothes. Just then, she hears some bagpipes playing. She grins, knowing full well who is playing them, which is Luna, who is rocking out those bagpipes in the library. I'm seen with her, enjoying the music.]

Me: Oh, Luna. Your music always cheers me up when I'm feeling sad.

Luna: Thanks, dudette. Sorry you won't be living with us. We'll miss you.

Me: I know. May I hear more?

Luna: Sure. [plays more bagpipe music]

Morag: [cuts off the performance, clapping] "Bravo, Miss Luna." [steps out] "Bra-vo."

Luna: "Aww, thanks, Morag, dude! Rock on."

Me: [nervous] M-Morag. Surprising to see you back in the castle.

Morag: "Indeed, heh." [to Luna] "May-may I ask, why hide your musical light under a bushel?"

Luna: "I'd tell you if I knew what that meant."

Morag: "Well, the village has not heard such stunning bagpipery since the golden age of your ancestors."

Luna: "Whoa. I had no idea my oldies liked to rock."

Morag: "Yes. They excelled in many things." [shows Luna a painting of the ancestral sisters above them] "Music, fashion, sport, wise crackery."

[As Morag lists off those traits, the painting references those sisters that matches it. After "wise crackery" was said, a whoopee cushion farts, followed by Luan's laughter.]

Morag: "It was they who put the 'Loud' in Loch Loud."

Luna: [fascinated] "Whoa."

Me: Whoa is... right.

Morag: "Oh, how the people would love for that golden age to return with you lassies."

Me: [unsure] Uh, w-would... they?

Luna: "I'm snacking what you're packing!"

Morag: [confused] "Uh… come again?"

Luna: "I'm in, dude! I'll go tell the other lassies."

[I start to feel concerned. Luna sets her bagpipes down and leaves the library. I follow her.]

Me: Uh, are you sure you wanna listen to Morag?

Luna: Her idea sounds awesome, dude! The villagers would love to see our performance!

Me: I don't know if we should trust her. It's like she's up to something.

Luna: What makes you say that?

Me: Well, she's been acting strange ever since Lincoln became to Duke. She had that look on her face that didn't look so good.

Luna: Maybe you just have to try and get to know Morag. She is the caretaker of the castle. Now if you excuse me, I gotta tell my sisters the big news. [walks away]

Me: But... I don't know if she's... What if she... And I'm alone now.

[In Luan's room, Luan is about to perform her stand-up with Lynn and Lana watching, until Luna comes in, telling them about Morag's idea; Luan is excited. A strike of lightning hits before cutting to Lisa's room. Luan comes in, running past all the beakers lined up on a table, and passes it on to Lisa, who is attempting to solve an equation on a chalkboard. Lisa is excited too, and presses a button on her wristwatch, sending a metallic drone-bee to Lola's room. Lola is putting on lipstick, and the drone-bee enters, displaying Lisa's holographic head passing it on to her. Lola is excited; she takes out a notepad, writes something down, and places a letter on the drone's lens, before shooing it away. The drone-bee leaves and makes its way to Leni's room. Leni and Scott are in the middle of knitting a dress, and the drone-bee comes in and stops in front of Leni.]

Leni: "Ooh, a letter!" [takes the letter off the drone] "Say thanks to Lisa, big metal bee."

[The drone-bee buzzes and flies away. She laughs and reads the letter, squealing.]

Leni: "I'm supes excited! My sisters and I are gonna perform in the village!"

Scott: "And you'll look smashing in this new dress." [stands up, revealing that he's sewn it onto his hoodie. Leni giggles] "Oopsie." [chuckles]

[Leni giggles again and stands up, revealing that she'd sewn it onto her dress too. Scott chuckles once more.]

Leni: "Oopsie."

Scott: [laughs] "Quite funny."

[The two fashion designers share a laugh over it, pausing a bit then continuing to laugh.]

[In Duke Lincoln's room, Lincoln is doing a magic act with Lily.]

Lincoln: "For my next spellbinding act of magic, I need one crown." [glides the crown across his arms and onto the pillow Angus is holding] "Voila!" [covers it with a tarp from Lily]

Angus: "Oh, dear."

Lincoln: [waving his hands around] "Royal crown, I see thee so. But this Duke is hungry." [Lily crawls underneath the tarp, which Angus notices] "And he wants a burrito!"

[He sends a pack of cards flying before removing the tarp. Lily is in the process of replacing the crown with a burrito, and sheepishly hides the crown.]

Lily: "Ta-da!"

[Angus stares confused, but smiles nonetheless.]

Lincoln: [sighs] "My bad, Lil. I didn't give you enough time for the switcheroo."

Angus: "Oh, no, sire. It was jolly good enchantment." [sighs joyously] "Now, Sir Duke, I believe it's time for you to seize the royal day and go to the village and serve your people."

Lincoln: "Um, I think me and Lil will stay here and work on our trick."

Angus: "Oh, but sire, the people have been waiting 400 years for their Duke to make their loch a finer place."

Lincoln: '"Well, when you put it that way..." [puts on the crown] "Lil, your big bro's got some important Duke business to do."

[Out into the town, Angus climbs the ladder up to a chimney of a house. Lincoln then pops out of it, covered in soot and coughing.]

Angus: "A banner job, sire." [Lincoln gives out a few last coughs] "Our chimneys have needed a keen spiffying for centuries."

Lincoln: "Uh-huh. How many more?"

Angus: "One down, just four-hundred and thirty-two to go."

[The camera pans to show a particular number of chimneys smoking. Lincoln groans, until a crowd cheering in the distance catches his and Angus' ears.]

Lincoln: [smiling confidently] "Well, it's worth it if the people are happy."

Angus: [confused] "Sire, I'm not certain where that's coming from."

[A flyer blows into the wind, landing smack middle onto Lincoln's face. He takes it off him and looks at it, seeing an all too familiar photo that has ten girls on it.]

Lincoln: "What? Not again!" [gets out of the chimney and slides down the roof]

Angus: [concerned] "Lincoln? Is everything alright?"

[Lincoln walks into the center of town to find that the source of the cheering was from Luna playing the bagpipes…]

Crowd: [chanting] "Luna! Luna! Luna!"

Luan: "When is a piece of wood like a king?"

[…Luan's ventriloquist act…]

Mr. Coconuts: "When it's a ruler." [laughs like Luan]

[…Leni's fashion runway…]

Scott: "And here's Leni Loud. She's the talk of the Highlands."

Citizens: "Ooooooh!"

[…and Lola's ribbon dance routine.]

Lola: "This is what talent looks like, people! Yeah!"

[Lincoln then looks to see more people running toward the Loud girls' performance, trampling over him in the process. He gets up from his attempt to shield himself once again.]

Lola: [continuing her ribbon dance] "Oh yeah. Drink in the talent!"

Citizens: "Loud sisters, hoo! Loud sisters, ha! Loud sisters, ho ho ho!"

[Lincoln looks on, feeling a sense of deja vu of this happening all over again while the citizens cheer. Morag walks up to him.]

Morag: [feigning pity] "Oh, poor, poor Duke." [offers her hand to help him up]

[Back at Loud Castle, Lincoln is sat in a armchair with a cup of cocoa while Morag places bunny slippers on his feet.]

Lincoln: "It's not fair! I'm the Duke. I'm supposed to be the most special Loud of all!"

Morag: "Not stuck in your sisters' shadows."

[She withdraws the curtains to let some sunlight shine onto a portrait.]

Lincoln: "That's what I always say."

Morag: "Is it now?" [picks up a feather duster] "Hmm… Well, there must be something we could do…" [gets on a rolling ladder and pushes herself to the portrait] "…to put a proper spotlight on our dear Duke."

Lincoln: "Yeah…"

[Morag clears her throat, and swats at the painting with the feather duster three times before Lincoln finally takes notice of it. The second he does, she immediately turns around before nonchalantly dusting a bookshelf.]

Lincoln: "Ooh. What about that?"

Morag: "What about what, sire?"

Lincoln: "That!" [The painting shows the Duke standing atop Lolo's head] "I could ride the dragon, just like my ancestor."

Morag: [gasps] "Brilliant idea, sire. I can just picture it. The people watch you soar overhead, then break into cheers. More certain than ever that you are the most special Loud there ever was."

Lincoln: [beady-eyed and exuberant] "This is gonna be so awesome!"

Morag: "Oh, yes." [walks away, smiling sinisterly] "More than you could ever imagine."

[Lincoln looks back at the painting. Later on, he meets up with Lela, taking a selfie with her. Morag, meanwhile, grabs the scepter from a pile of the Loud kids' toys in the hallway, shaking off Lynn's athletic supporter from it, and laughs menacingly.]

[Back outside Loch Loud, the crowd can still be heard cheering at the Loud sisters' talents. Lincoln then enters the scene riding Lela, who is flying around the town.]

Lincoln: "Hello, my people!"

[Lela circles around, passing the citizens that are intrigued. His sisters on the other hand are surprised at this.]

Luna: "Lincoln?"

Lincoln: "Go, Lela!"

[Lela flies upward, spinning around while doing so before dropping back down slightly and doing a figure eight in the air as Lincoln hollers excitingly. She then flies onward back into town.]

Lincoln: "Woo-hoo!"

[Rita, Lynn Sr., Lily, and I are watching this as well in joy like the others. Angus runs up, looking concerned.]

Lynn Sr.: "This is amazing."

Me: Whoa, that is awesome!

[I grab my phone and started recording Lincoln's dragon ride. Lela passes the citizens once again before taking back to the skies, also passing the bell keeper, who enthusiastically rings the little bell. Lincoln blows kisses to them, and then takes out a can of white smoke, spraying it to create a sky-drawing of his face. The citizens are impressed.]

Lincoln: "Duked it!"

[The citizens cheer.]

Mrs. Scroggins: "No one's ridden a dragon here in centuries."

Male Villager: "He drew his own face!"

[The citizens zip off, practically leaving the sisters in the dust.]

Lola: "Hey! Adoring fans?!"

[Lincoln sees this and victoriously laughs.]

Lincoln: [fist pumping] "Yes!"

Me: [still recording] This is so going on the internet!

[The citizens follow Lincoln and Lela, but hidden in an alley stands Morag. She holds up the scepter, along with the Dragon Stone.]

Morag: "Time for the real spectacle."

[She places the gem inside the scepter, having it glow a menacing purple aura. Lela's yellow eyes suddenly change to that color, replacing her joy with anger as she growls. Once Morag sees the spell is in effect, she swings down the scepter, causing Lela to drop down so sudden as Lincoln now yelps.]

Lincoln: "Lela, what are you doing?!"

[Lela zig-zags up and down across town as the citizens exclaim in shock and Lincoln screams. The sisters are now terrified of what is happening.]

Lori: [scared] "Lincoln!"

Lynn: "My baby bro!"

Me: [confused while still recording] Uh, is that supposed to happen?

Lincoln: [trying to control Lela] "Why... can't... I steer you?!"

[Lela just zooms on ahead, controlled by Morag, past me, the parents and Lily, who are also terrified.]

Rita: [scared] "Lincoln!"

Lynn Sr.: "This way!"

[Lincoln's family and I chase after them as Lela continues to swerve to and fro. By the bridge, the others and I have arrived.]

Lynn Sr.: "C'mon!"

Lisa: "There he is!"

Lola: "Lincoln!"

[The family calls over to him. I come closer with my phone.]

Lincoln: "Ahh!" [gesturing his family and me to...] "Get out of the way!"

[Lela barrels into the reconstructed bridge, destroying it. The family and I get away just in time]

Me: [stops recording] Yeah, that's not supposed to happen!

[We look at the controlled dragon and its passenger. Leni points behind her as Lela continues to fly around under Morag's control. She crashes into a house, where somebody, who is just about to drink his tea, stops to take it in, but he sips it anyway. Meanwhile, the other Louds and I get trapped between two buildings by the crumbling rubble.]

Luan: "Oh no! We're in tuh-rubble! Get it?"

Me: This is no time for jokes! Lincoln's in trouble!

[Morag continues to control to her heart's content, all with a malicious laugh as the citizens scream and run around; Lela barrel-rolls as they now watch as the dragon is headed right for the bell tower. The keeper of the bell tower stumbles about, but a ladder is placed, courtesy of...]

Angus: "LAD, GRAB ON!"

[And grab on he does, just as Lela crashes into the bell tower. The big bell hits not one... not two... but three houses, just stopping on the Walker's Inn and really threatening to destroy the fish and chippe shoppe. Angus gets the ladder ready...]

Angus: "Ach, steady now! I got ya!"

[The keeper is able to balance on the roof of a house. Angus sighs as he turns his attention to Lincoln, still on the hypnotized Lela, screaming for dear life. Morag brings the scepter down, taking Lela down to the ground gently and having Lincoln fall off her. As Lincoln comes to, he gasps, seeing a horrible sight: the dire state the Loch is in - chaos, destruction...]

Lincoln: [quietly] "Oh, no..."

[As one of the signs drop to the ground. Faced down by a crowd, he gets up.]

Lincoln: "Don't worry! heh heh... I can fix everything!"

[The crowd's eyes are trained on him as he walks on over to the inn.]

Lincoln: "I'm the Duke, remember? Here, watch..." [puts the "Walker's Inn" sign upright] "See? Good as new!"

[Too early to celebrate. This only causes cracks to appear; he laughs nervously, knowing there's even more damage done. And the bell topples over the chip shoppe. Everyone gasps...]

Chip Shoppe Owner: "No!"

Lincoln: "It's okay. You still have the fish shoppe!"

[The crowd sighs in relief.]

Scott: "That's a relief."

[Too early once again. The bell then crushes the fish shoppe whole behind him as Lincoln winces. Now he's in for it; Lincoln is faced down by the livid crowd and Scott...]

Mrs. Scroggins: "How could ya?! We trusted you!"

Bearded Man: [pointing at him] "I loved that chippie!"

[He backs off, his hands high. He looks left... right... nothing. His heart crushed, he makes a run for it, passing his family and me, who made it over the fallen rubble.]

Lori: [notices] "Lincoln!"

[Said boy is crying his heart out as he runs back to the castle.]

Me: [concerned] Oh, no! Lincoln! Come back! [runs after him]

[The family follows.]

Lynn: "What a mess!"

Leni: "It's a disaster."

Lana: "This place is trashed!"

Luna: "Total bummer..."

[The Louds pass by Morag's hiding spot. With the deed done, she laughs evilly and removes the gemstone, snapping Lela out of the hypnotic trance. Seeing the confused crowd, the dragon shamefully flies away. Morag laughs once more as she exits the scene. Right after she leaves, the unicorn statue crumbles.]

To Be Continued