Thread:1033Forest/@comment-26521507-20181220152741/@comment-26521507-20181221165045

(As soon as the Van left, Lincoln is elated)

Lincoln: (Gleefully sarcastic, to the viewers) So sorry to miss it all! (Suddenly comes out sliding like in a famous movie scene and starts dancing) Who's unlucky? I'm unlucky! Who's unlucky? I'm unlucky! (Reading his comic in his underwear everywhere in the house) Tough break, Card Shark. Looks like Ace Savvy just called your bluff! (Drinks milk from the carton and belches; pushes all of his sisters' activities off his calendar; To the viewers) I gotta say, being bad luck turned out to be pretty good.