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Delivery Man: Huh? What are you talking about?

Lynn: We're pretty sure these are the wrong boxes.

Delivery Man: That's odd. The items you ordered were supposed to be in these boxes.

Lynn: But how can they be empty?

Mr. Grouse: Hey, mailman! My box is empty! Where are my new sweater vests I ordered?

Delivery Man: Uh-oh. Even his box is empty. What could've happened?

(Inside the house, Lincoln and Lori are watching the news on TV)

Katherine: This is Katherine Mulligan with breaking news. Citizens of Royal Woods have been getting complains about the delivery people sending empty boxes. Well, these delivery people aren't sending empty boxes on purpose. We got word that a package thief is on the loose. We got footage from the traffic cam showing a mysterious thief stealing from the post office. We don't know who he or she is, but if anyone finds this thief, please report to the cops. This is Katherine Mulligan signing out.