Thread:1033Forest/@comment-26521507-20181220152741/@comment-26521507-20181221165938

(Lincoln's breakfast is out on the coffee table in the living room)

Lincoln: What the? Why is my breakfast on the coffee table?

Rita: "Oh, sorry, sweetheart, but would you mind eating breakfast in the living room today?

Lynn Sr.: I've got a big presentation and your mother's got back-to-back root canal patients. You’re sisters insisted that you should eat in the living room. Because they apparently think your bad luck will get us fired, or something like that.