Thread:L Fray the lovely fanlady/@comment-39062437-20200111212131/@comment-39062437-20200213000800

(Lincoln is turning the TV on.)

Announcer: Next on ARRGH!...

(Lana then pounces Lincoln and hogties him.)

Lana: Hey, Linc, you coming to my alligator-wrestling match?

Leni: (pulls Lana away from Lincoln; paranoid) Don't invite Lincoln! He could make your alligator trip, or jam its zipper, or break a heel!

Lana: (confused) What?

Leni: He's bad luck.

(They turn to him)

Lincoln: (feigning) I can't deny it.

Lana: Uh... maybe you shouldn't come after all. I'm wrestlin' my first 200-pounder, and I can't take any chances. (pats his foot)