Thread:1033Forest/@comment-39062437-20190928155022/@comment-28109473-20191003023436

Thomas: My diplomas! There's glass all over my desk!

Cara: Well... that couldn't possibly bring you joy. I'll fix it. DESTROY!!! (cuts desk in half with the chainsaw)

Thomas: My antique mahogany desk is--

Cara: Is now free of glass!

Thomas: My office is a mess! Get out!